Wayne Zhou:
Professional Bug Breeder

I turn coffee into code and code into chaos. Sometimes it even compiles. When it doesn't, I give the bug a name and call it a feature.

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847cups of coffee this year

12,847tabs open (one has the answer)

0production outages... this week

100%success rate at laughing at own jokes

Greatest Hits

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Rocket-Powered To-Do List

47 microservices. For a to-do list. It's beautiful.

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Code So Fast It Broke the Internet

Allegedly caused a Stack Overflow outage. Details hazy.

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Bug Farm Simulator 3000

Why squash bugs when you can collect them like Pokémon?

Want to get in touch?

Want to hire me? Want to argue about tabs vs spaces? Want to tell me I'm wrong about semicolons being optional? Drop me a line. I don't bite. (But my code might.)